Lyrics

Well the judge said “Son, you done lost this one, what're you gonna do?
Cause she got the kids and the house and the yard and she's taking yer old dog Boo”
Said, “I'm leaving town in my V-8 crown, the one she had painted bright pink
Gonna build me a bar in the back of my car and drive myself to drink”

I'm gonna rip out that old backseat and stock it with Jim Beam
Put a cooler for the ice and a shaker on the right and a cutting board in between
I'm gonna mix me a Margarita in the blender down on the floor
And drink till I don't remember just what I'm drinkin' for

I'm gonna hit the road with a heavy load my world just went bust
Cause she stole my heart then she took my life, well she can just kiss my butt
I'm sippin' on my whiskey cause it hurts too much to think
Gonna build me a bar in the back of that car and drive myself to drink

Well I ain't even left the driveway I'm a few sheets to the wind
When I try to find the ignition the key just don't fit in
I can't even see the dashboard jus the memory of her skin
Then her image fades to blackness and I take another sip of Jim

I'm gonna hit the road with a heavy load my world just went bust
Cause she stole my heart then she took my life, well she can just kiss my butt
I'm sippin' on my whiskey cause it hurts too much to think
Gonna build me a bar in the back of that car and drive myself to drink

I'm gonna hit the road with a heavy load my world just went bust
Cause she stole my heart then she took my life, well she can just kiss my butt
I'm sippin' on my whiskey cause it hurts too much to think
Gonna build me a bar in the back of that car and drive myself to drink